Give an Idea Sir ji!

A very funny sms that I received yesterday...it goes like this..."Government says save water, Abhishek says save paper....toh bechara aam aadmi potty kaise saaf karega?mobile se?(How will the common man wipe his a** off?!! With a mobile phone?!!)...give an idea sir ji..."

Incredibly enough,I started pondering over the possible alternatives...what?No, not of wiping a** of course!

Yeah of saving water and paper....Some of them...

1.Stop playing Holi...Why to get all coloured and messed up only to scrub yourself like a gazillion year old utensil later on! Plus a large majority of junta has very 'noble' motives behind this 'rang lagao' scheme...let's 'wash out' their plans!! :)

2.Stop using greeting cards...use e-cards...use sms...or u can do one more thing...ACTUALLY MEET and TALK!(Best communication minus any expense!! What else can you ask for??)

3.Colleges should allow students to bring laptops to class....I believe an entire Amazonian rain forest could be saved if students of India(>10000000 and counting) would stop using notebooks and start using 'notebooks'!

4.Scrap exams! Take orals..or if taking a 'rote-memory-only-no-practical-application' written exam becomes a matter of life and death(which it never will),go online...(would be so 'hi-tech' to cheat via GTalk and Google out formulae..will increase the typing skills too!!)

5.Ask your mom to let you wear that jeans for another week...tell her you are being 'socially responsible'(That's parent's only version of "I wear dirty denim because it looks cool \m/")

6.Stop buying tickets! Movie tickets,bus,train,plane,parking....any and every ticket....just don't! If someone confronts you,tell them you have boycotted paper products and give them a lecture on environment and blah blah blah....

7.Government should do away with paper currency(read 'give it to me because its MY IDEA'!!)... introduce Barter all over again...I would love to trade useless gifts( yeah GREETING CARDS n all) from my exes for that pair of shades! ;)

Thought of many more...will keep 'educating' the masses with my 'noble and innovative' methods! ;)

You can also add...after all it's everyone's a** that is at stake!! :p

PS- Wiping off an a** with an iPhone won't be that bad,right?(It would be millions of times smoother than any toilet paper produced in the history of mankind!!)