Thursday, October 7, 2010

Their Days, Our Nights

At sunrise the lifeless boys rise,
Ready for the labourous day ahead.
It comes to one as a big surprise,
How these future engineers are 'practically' dead.

Lectures are just a way to fill pages,
Consuming more ink than mind.
Concepts, theories and discussions are absent,
Bundles of notes are what one may find.

Practicals are just a time fill,
Neatly prepared reports are all THEY desire.
Examinations are a test of mugging power,
Reproduction of notes is what THEY require.

As the sun sets, the lifeless boys change.
The life that was squeezed out now returning.
All the grind of the day now forgotten,
And the fire of youth starts burning.

Desires are fulfilled, dreams are chased,
Life is lived under the moonlight.
Like nocturnal creatures they come out of a hole,
To make merry-revelry throughout the night.

Thus the lifeless boys live day after day,
With tradition and logic engaged in a fight.
They will not lose their passion come what may,
For THEY may have the days, but WE have the nights.

(Dedicated to life at ISM, originally written on December 3, 2008)


PS- "Engineer banne aaya tha, gadha ban gaya"...

Saturday, October 2, 2010

'Horror' scope!

Good morning Varun Tyagi! It's Saturday the 2nd of Oct, 1130 hours IST and here's a look into your near future:-

Education/ Career
You have your mid semester exams from Monday. Seeing your preparation and your inclination to do everything other than studying, it can be safely predicted that you are going to screw up again!
Also your attendances are at an all-time low, so if you were thinking of staying back at home for Diwali at least this year, you might as well throw that thought outta window!

Travel
You forgot to book tickets for your return journey after Dusshera vacations. The magic ball (aka the crappy site of IRCTC) shows that now you can do anything from pulling your hair off your head or sell your soul to Satan but you won't be coming back to college on a confirmed reservation!

You even forgot to book tickets for that Dehradun-Mussoorie trip your beloved mom so eagerly planned out. In the next few hours you're gonna face her fury over the phone when you tell her how your lazy ass has almost jeopardized the entire trip. 

Financial Matters
Congratulations! You are neck deep in debts, thanks to some whole hearted spendings lately! You don't even remember how much you spent and where! It is suggested that you better cover up these transactions( with special aid from Sister Charity) before Reserve Bank of Home gets a hint of your insolvency and declares you bankrupt!

Health
Your sleep cycle is facing disturbances of the same scale as being observed in the rain cycles of North India! Exercising is slowly sliding into backseat, not a good sign for someone who has been working out for a coveted 6-pack!

Romance
You seem to be confused! The cards dealt to you are a tricky lot. Play with caution.



PS- Piggy Chops has made me crazy with her look in Anjaana Anjaani. Too hot to handle! I love you ( drooling all over the place)!!!